Just one funny babe who never fails to make any lad laugh like a drain whenever they hear my jokes. Aside from my great sense of humour, I also have great skills in turning soft and asleep knobs into hard and throbbing ones.

Let’s just say that I’m happy with what and who I am right now. I may not be a real woman but I know in my heart and soul that I am one. Anyway, my sexy and luscious body is in desperate need of someone who can play and get naughty with it. Just ...

I'm an independent woman and I'm unstoppable. A lot of my friends have told me to slow down, but sex is what fulfils my carnal desires. I'd bloody lose my sanity if I stop doing what I'm very passionate about.

It might sound unbelievable but I am actually the kind of lady who can make your dangly-bits hard and erected even before you can say knife. Well, I might have a knob as well but I assure you that it won’t be a problem in pleasing you well in the b...

Don’t be fooled by my pretty face nor by my gigantic jubblies. I may look so pretty and sexy but I just wanted to say I have a John Thomas down there. Yes, I’m not an actual real woman when it comes to the physical characteristics but I know in m...