If you could take off my lacy knickers with no hands, we're meant to be fucking each other until we feel exhausted to our hearts' content. So darling, before someone else melts my heart away, hit me up.

If you are the type of guy who doesn't mind wasting his life waiting for the right lady to come along, then you are the not for me. I only want something casual and temporary. I don't get the idea of marriage. I mean, how can someone stand having sex...

I get naughtier as days go by. Recently, I have a fun but a bit dangerous sex adventure idea I'd be honoured to try it with you. I've been dreaming about being drilled and screwed on a beach during a hurricane.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

I'd like to say that I have a sexy imagination rather than a dirty mind. Daydreams of being tied up and gagged always plagues me. Keeps me up at night, with my hands around my aching knob and vibe in my arseholse.