A good man to me is someone who enjoys giving me a head while I'm sitting on the sofa. Not only that, when he's not behind me fucking my bumhole, he's in the kitchen helping me out with household chores such as cooking, baking, and washing the dishes...

I may not be the perfect lass you've seen out there, but one thing's for sure. I'm going to awaken that sex drive of yours. I'll be an experience and a memory you'll never want to forget for the rest of your life.

During the summers, I look forward to skinny dipping at the beach. I wait until the coast is clear before stripping whatever I am wearing. It's such a thrilling experience to do so because I can get caught at any moment.

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...